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Cougar Humor- The Truth about Adam and Eve
By Rita on February 13, 2010 | 4 Comments
The Truth about Eve and Adam that will finally clear up and explain a lot of things… “I have a problem” Lord, “I know that you provided this beautiful garden and created me and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious funny and amusing snake, but I’m... -
Men are like parking spaces….all the good ones are taken and the rest of them seem handicapped!
By Rita on December 16, 2009 | 13 Comments
Good parking spaces, like good men are exceedingly hard to come by during the holidays. Men are so insanely and inherently different than women. It seems we spend our entire lives trying to snag one, hitch one, keep one, make him happy, and then train him to make us happy. So much energy and so m... -
Cougar Power
By Rita on November 22, 2009 | 6 Comments
Never underestimate the power of a Cougar woman! It’s a power that begins in the deepest recesses of her soul. It emerges from an innate inner strength that all women possess. It is a potent and compelling form of feminine energy. Her tools are her mind, her feelings, her humor, laughter, empat... -
The Good F Word
By Rita on October 26, 2009 | 6 Comments
Failure is the new success! Make sure that you fail often and with panache, elegance, and Cougar flair. If you haven’t failed, you simply haven’t lived. Get out there and find something to fail at. Embrace failure, grip it, hold it, and live it. Without it you cannot truly imagine or und... -
Great Poem by a Great Woman
By Rita on October 15, 2009 | 7 Comments
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is a beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Li... -
Shake that “shitty life syndrome!”
By Rita on October 10, 2009 | 16 Comments
Where is that exciting take charge positive lifestyle you always wanted? Most people, not Cougar women…… just let life take them in any direction. They float along, follow their shadows, and follow the maddening crowd. The assertive Cougar woman doesn’t. She needs and craves a l... -
Assertive Woman: Finding Your Inner Happiness
By Rita on October 3, 2009 | 4 Comments
So your ship hasn’t come in? And you’re sitting around wretched and sad, waiting for it to sail in? You’re depressed, melancholy, glum, forlorn, and filled with despair. God knows you have the absolute inherent right to all these gruesome, obnoxious, and disgusting feel... -
Have Some Fun!
By Rita on September 16, 2009 | 10 Comments
Life is a series of moments strung together only by memories. It’s your responsibility as a fabulous, assertive Cougar to devote some of these life moments to wild abandonment and hedonistic fun. Memories are waiting to be made. The old adage certifies that trouble comes by “himself”, uninv... -
Still waiting for the perfect man?
By Rita on September 15, 2009 | 10 Comments
Still waiting for the perfect man? Keep waiting! It’s never going to happen…ever!. Perfect men do not exist, and never have (didn’t your mother tell you?)! Cougar women know that perfect is impossible, and might be boring…so imperfect with great abs, a great butt, a great ... -
Cougars Have Finally Gone Mainstream
By Rita on September 13, 2009 | 13 Comments
Exult, celebrate, rejoice, delight, dance, sing, and shout! Cougars have finally gone mainstream. We have officially made it! The word Cougar now is synonymous with excitement, desirability, intelligence, and sexiness. The term “Cougar” has meaning, respect, and panache all around the world...








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