Busey Chosen “Unsexiest Star”
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People magazine chose Johnny Depp as their hottest leading man of 2009, but not all male stars qualify as bonafide hunks. An online poll at Moviefone.com turned out this list of Hollywood’s least desirable leading men. Do you agree with their choices?
1. Gary Busey took the number one spot because “he’s outrageous and he has gigantic teeth.” I can’t argue with that, but I’d throw in crazy, too.
2. Kevin Spacey – Yeah, he’s kinda strange, but I loved him in “L.A. Confidential.”
3. Justin Long – I think the Mac Guy and Drew’s sometime sweetie is kinda cute.
4. Paul Giamatti – Well, at least he’s funny.
5. Philip Seymour Hoffman – Ugly as homemade sin, but a great actor.
6. Randy Quaid – Even less attractive than Busey and almost as crazy.
7. Michael Moore – At least he’s smart.
8. Mickey Rourke – Another bizarre combination of ugly and crazy.
9. Joaquin Phoenix – He was hot as Johnny Cash only five years ago. What happened?
10. John C. Reilly – Homely, yeah, but might be fun on a date.Photo credit: PR Photos
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Lately a lot of famous married men seem to be stepping out on their wives—and getting caught. The main reason they get caught is that the women they’re cheating with rat them out to the press. Who know why guys like Tiger Woods, Jesse James and David Boreanaz have steak at home, but insist on going out for dogburgers? But the motives of their consorts are pretty obvious—fame and money. The press insists on referring to these women as “mistresses.”
In days of old, a “mistress” was a woman who was “kept” by a married man, often a wealthy one. The “other woman” respected her man’s wife and family, and in return for being supported in style, she kept her mouth shut. The wife often knew about the mistress, but as long as she had the name, the house and the children, she also stayed quiet. Obviously, the new breed of “mistress” has little in common with her classier forerunners.
There are better terms to describe the strippers, nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and porn stars who’ve mined their indiscretions for big bucks payoffs—like hooker, whore, skank and slut. I wish the media would stop honoring these calculating bimbos with the term “mistress” and call them what they really are.
“Mistress” or Whore?
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December 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Gary Busey gives me “the heebie-jeebies”
Kevin Spacey’s not bad….The Usual Suspects..great movie!
Mickey Rourke… there’s just something about Mickey. He’s kinda hot.
The rest are just good actors.
Actually, I agree on John C. Reilly, he could be fun on a date.