Assertive Woman: WOMAN’S YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

     just keeping healthy,

            The nurse starts with the basics.

How much do you weigh?’ she asks.

and I answer, same as last year..135

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ ‘5 feet 4″,’ I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5′2″.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

‘Of course it’s high!’ I scream and yell, ‘When I came in here I was tall

and slender! Now I’m short and fat!’

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch

It doesn’t matter what you weigh or how tall you might want to be. The most important thing is your health and your attitude! So guard your body with your life. Keep exercising, eating right, and most important of all..keep that Cougar positive attitude of fun, youth, laughter, and joy. A positive attitude is the secret to living a great life…and conquering the world. Age, weight, and height are only numbers..they can be fudged, adjusted, lied about, joked about, and even forgotten. So get out there and be determined to live life to its fullest…never miss the most real opportunities for fun, laughter, love, pleasure, excitement, and making the memories that really matter in life….you figure out what they are..because they are staring you in the mirror, and not on the scale.

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