EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY

EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY

After he created Eve… God came to visit her ‘So, how
is everything going?’ inquired God.

‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunset s
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
have just one problem.

It’s these breasts you have given me. They are such a nuisance.’

Eve mentioned to God that many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more ’symmetrically balanced’.

‘That’s a fair point,’ replied God, ‘But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away.’

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Several weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

‘Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?’

‘Just fantastic,’ she replied, ‘But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.’

God thought for a moment and said, ‘You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let’s see….where did I put that useless boob?’

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

We love our men..but sometimes we do wonder…and God did create him especially for us..SHE must have known what SHE was doing in HER infinite wisdom. We need those adorable boobs for so many reasons, rational or not…he may not be as perfect as we are..but hey, we aren’t exactly in the Garden of Eden anymore either!

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