Bullshit and Brilliance From the Assertive Woman
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“A young guy walks by an older lady smoking a cigar, he walks up to her
and says, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look, what’s your
secret?”
She smiles and answers, “I smoke ten packs of cigarettes a day, before
I go to bed I smoke a big fat joint, I drink a whole bottle of Jack
Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills,
get laid, and don’t exercise at all”
“That’s absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Twenty-nine,” she replied.
Just goes to show you that age doesn’t mean a thing anymore. You can
look great at 40 and you can look utterly terrible at 20…just be
careful how you live your life. You can have wild fun and frolic to
your heart’s desire…but sometimes you have to know how to rein it in,
and a bit of moderation does wonders. There’s a limit to
everything….well maybe not everything….I’ll leave that to your
imagination. Life is funny. Wisdom seems to only come with age.
That’s why Cougar women are in such demand now. They are intuitive and
know what’s on a man’s mind, they’re appreciative and know a good thing
when it comes around, and they have experience to compare things to.
There is just no contest anymore….don’t mess with Cougars….age and
treachery will always over
come youth and skill. Bullshit and
brilliance only come with age and experience!
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Lately a lot of famous married men seem to be stepping out on their wives—and getting caught. The main reason they get caught is that the women they’re cheating with rat them out to the press. Who know why guys like Tiger Woods, Jesse James and David Boreanaz have steak at home, but insist on going out for dogburgers? But the motives of their consorts are pretty obvious—fame and money. The press insists on referring to these women as “mistresses.”
In days of old, a “mistress” was a woman who was “kept” by a married man, often a wealthy one. The “other woman” respected her man’s wife and family, and in return for being supported in style, she kept her mouth shut. The wife often knew about the mistress, but as long as she had the name, the house and the children, she also stayed quiet. Obviously, the new breed of “mistress” has little in common with her classier forerunners.
There are better terms to describe the strippers, nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and porn stars who’ve mined their indiscretions for big bucks payoffs—like hooker, whore, skank and slut. I wish the media would stop honoring these calculating bimbos with the term “mistress” and call them what they really are.
“Mistress” or Whore?
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April 26, 2009 at 10:52 am
FABULOUS!!!!! THANK GD YOURE BACK RITA!!! IVE BEEN FEELING LOST WITHOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL GET OUTTA BED IN THE MORNING AND CONQUER THE WORLD WISDOM!!!! THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THERE IT IS, ANOTHER WRINKLE…EEEEK!!!! TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS…I WAS UP LATER THAN USUAL LAST NIGHT…AND THEN, AS I DO EVERY SUNDAY MORNING, I SIGNED ON HOPING, PRAYING YOUVE POSTED SOMETHING NEW…AND HERE YOU ARE!!! SAVING MY DAY!!! SUDDENLY, YOUVE TRANSFORMED MY THOUGHTS FROM “IVE BECOME OLD AND WRINKLED” TO “IVE BECOME MORE FABULOUS, MORE EXPERIENCED AND MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH AGE” – PLEASE KEEP WRITING RITA!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!!!
April 27, 2009 at 5:50 pm
You realize later in life that you must take care of your self at an early age. Thank god I did.
April 29, 2009 at 10:17 am
Thanks for the words of wisdom! I always knew that taking care of myself all these years would, or should, count for something!
July 12, 2009 at 8:43 am
Drink water, exercise, eat right … seriously important!